Post by Maddad on Jan 18, 2005 2:48:49 GMT -6
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and God realized that this was not a very good way to start. So God said, “Let there be a reinitialization,” and because God was God, He was able to start over.
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said, “Let there be light,” but God had forgotten to create electromagnetic interactions, so there was no light, so God said, “Let there be a reinitialization,” and because God was God, He was able to start over.
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; but this time God decided to leave Him plenty of room to maneuver, so God said, “Let the heavens and the earth have ten dimensions,” and because God was God, He was able to do this.
Then God realized that this was a very complicated way to run a universe, so God said, “Let there be a reinitialization,” and because God was God, He was able to start over.
However, God had forgotten “shlosha hefsaydim v'ato bachutz,” which being translated means “Three strikes and you're out,” so God was stuck with the Universe. Therefore, the Spirit of God moved through the heavens and on the earth and commanded that the extra dimensions should curl up on themselves, and become compact. And God looked upon it, and saw that while it was not actually good, it was better than it might have been, because at least He had light.
{The First book of Moses, called Genesis, (erratum)}
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said, “Let there be light,” but God had forgotten to create electromagnetic interactions, so there was no light, so God said, “Let there be a reinitialization,” and because God was God, He was able to start over.
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; but this time God decided to leave Him plenty of room to maneuver, so God said, “Let the heavens and the earth have ten dimensions,” and because God was God, He was able to do this.
Then God realized that this was a very complicated way to run a universe, so God said, “Let there be a reinitialization,” and because God was God, He was able to start over.
However, God had forgotten “shlosha hefsaydim v'ato bachutz,” which being translated means “Three strikes and you're out,” so God was stuck with the Universe. Therefore, the Spirit of God moved through the heavens and on the earth and commanded that the extra dimensions should curl up on themselves, and become compact. And God looked upon it, and saw that while it was not actually good, it was better than it might have been, because at least He had light.
{The First book of Moses, called Genesis, (erratum)}
